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Name: Ardgene.
Pronounced like: a r e - j e a n
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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

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queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

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austinisjustalive:

They’re so cute it makes me want to cry tears of joy.

austinisjustalive:

They’re so cute it makes me want to cry tears of joy.

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luxxy-chan:

Meanwhile, at Bronycon

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Pinkman.

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thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

@mishacollins:My daughter is 1&1/2. She only says three words clearly: “mama,” “dadda,” & “Россия.” (She’s also anti-war.)

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rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: chickenyaoi)

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missinglinc:

2014 is not a good year for airlines.

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sourcedumal:

chauvinistsushi:

kotakucom:

Extreme apologizing. For when you’ve really pissed her off.

I appreciate this on a domme level

That break dancing one tho

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wessasaurus-rex:

kamoedesu:

So I went looking at Gordon Ramsay videos and found this and laughed for about 10 minutes.

HAHAHAHAAHAH this is fucking amazing 

(Source: kamoe)

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